May 2008
23 posts
i got home reasonably early today and made this as an afternoon snack. faux banana split: 1 banana, sliced down the center 1 container of sugar-free jell-o double chocolate pudding dollop of cool whip lite chopped pecansdeliciousness. i could live on that chocolate pudding, and i’m not even a big chocolate person.
He Took a Polaroid Every Day, Until the Day He... →
pile: (via Noah Kalina)
i wish my natural scent resembled tom's of maine...
the packaging says lichen and coriander, but to me it smells like lemon candy. its antiperspirant qualities, however, leave something to be desired.
"this is nowhere near over." →
hillary scares the crap out of me.
Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always.
– Rainer Maria Rilke (via tumbl-me)
N.O.'s first bike lane opens -- New Orleans... →
now if we could only get recycling back…
Everyone has this strange archiving addiction now. …To me, a gig isn’t supposed...
– Feist, in an article for the Dallas Morning News (via seagull)
#99 Grammar « Stuff White People Like →
Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey...
Rejection: Apple Escorts You From The Store For... →
this week, i’m a nielsen family of one. the whole process is a bizarre remnant of a bygone era - beginning with a cold call that caught me in a good mood… continuing with a mailed envelope containing cold, hard cash (who, besides grandparents, does that?)… ending with my recording of my daily television consumption for one week, which, in all likelihood, will be zero. i suppose...
Chris Rock on Politics
peterwknox: On John McCain: “We don’t need a president with a bucket list. Who’s going to be his VP? A nurse?” On Clinton’s experience: “My wife, we’ve been married 10 years, but if she got on stage now, y’all wouldn’t laugh at all.” On Obama: “We’ve never seen a black man so cool — that wasn’t in the music business…” …and Reverend Wright: “Have you ever met a 75-year-old black man in this...